Hate
1a. The NCAA 'nuff said
1b. Alabama (They're on top of the world, and all I want to do is be the ones that knock them down)
2. Florida (FUUUUCK flori-duh, their ***-*** fans, their cowardly ways, and their ******* conference. Hard not to put them at #1.
3. Florida State (fuuuuck you seminoles, seminoles fuuucck yooouuu)
4. Notre Dame (worst fans ever)
5. Louisville (For being the *** little upstart that stole a couple recruits from us)
(honorable mention: Ohio State)
Don't rub you the wrong way too bad
1. Nebraska (I'll always respect them for going for it on 4th down in the 1984 Orange Bowl. Without that, there'd be no Canes dynasty)
2. Colorado (For beating Notre Dame in 1990 Orange Bowl)
3. UCLA (For being the "other" California team)
4. Oklahoma (For having classy fans and taking a beating at our hands with grace. Multiple beatings, actually.)
5. Penn State (Al Golden)