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Brad just may shiatt his pants with his first start on the road at Louisville in the intense and rowdy atmosphere that is sure to greet him. It definitely will help him towards the rest of the season.
 
Totally Brilliant...Now I know why the academics at ACC schools (Florida Safety U excepted) were muttering under their collective breath when Louisville was added.
 
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Miami’s Starting Quarterback Is The Son Of The “Bye Felicia” Girl From Friday
Posted by: Brandon Zellers in Cardinal Football August 25, 2014 7 Comments

Miami starting quarterback, Brad Kaaya, probably thought that next Monday’s season opener against Louisville would be a day off for him. Kaaya knocked the well traveled transfer, Jake Heapps, out of contention for the starting job against the Cardinals.

Kaaya now has the daunting task of not losing his new job on what was supposed to be his day off. Your Louisville Cardinals should dispatch of Kaaya and the ‘Canes and send them packing back down to south beach.

The Hurricane football team might want to begin saying their good-bye’s to the city of Louisville sometime around the third quarter. Any Louisville fans that wish to be hospitable towards Kaaya may want to hit him with a “Bye Felicia” as he departs, as it was certainly a phrase he heard often while growing up.

Kaaya’s mother is Angela Means-Kaaya, is otherwise known as Felicia from the hit movie Friday. Friday is a classic American film that satirizes daily life in the streets of Compton. Friday stars Chris Tucker and Ice Cube, and was known as F Gary Gray’s directorial debut. Friday spawned two sequels that featured big names such as Mike Epps and Katt Williams. I would suggest that everyone watches the Friday movies so they can know how Ice Cube felt about his life in Southern California.

Felicia’s character is the broke girl in the hood always looking to burrow someone’s property and not return it. While Mrs. Means-Kaaya is undoubtedly a wonderful woman, I am going to say that her son borrowed this job.
Kaaya is a true freshman who just earned the job a few days ago. Lorenzo Mauldin and Charles Gaines have been sitting on their front porch discussing the freshman quarterback with much interest. Brad Kaaya will be looking at his teammates like Red looked at Smokey once Mauldin and Gaines are through with him.

Brad Kaaya says that he enjoys the fact that his mother’s catchphrase is becoming increasingly popular in today’s internet lexicon. Louisville fans should be hospitable towards Kaaya and use the term anytime they get within ear shot of the young man.

Kaaya may change his mind about the salutation once he is Deebo’d by Lorenzo Mauldin a few times. Things may not work out for Kaaya on Monday, and he may have to go live with his uncle to lay low for a little while. I hope Kaaya writes it down and takes a picture, and I would kill for an appearance from Money Mike.
 
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MiamiVille said:
Brad just may shiatt his pants with his first start on the road at Louisville in the intense and rowdy atmosphere that is sure to greet him. It definitely will help him towards the rest of the season.
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1. You don't think he's heard this before?? Why would it bother him now

2. Intense and rowdy??? I've been to games at Papa John and its far from that... Intense and rowdy is when he plays @ Nebraska or @ Va Tech
 
MiamiVice7 said:
And why would he care about this?
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Really?

I mean I realize it isn't nearly as fun as making fun of our own coaching staff, but we play Louisville on Monday and they are talking **** about Miami and our quarterback.

Why wouldn't we care about this?
 
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MiamiVille said:
Brad just may shiatt his pants with his first start on the road at Louisville in the intense and rowdy atmosphere that is sure to greet him. It definitely will help him towards the rest of the season.
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He's more likely to shiat his pants after eating at Papa John's than to do so starting at Papa John's Stadium. This whole rowdy atmosphere thing is overrated and dumb.
 
Written like a guy who spends most of the offseason on Urban Dictionary. We'll remember him when our "borrowed" QB lights them up like the trailer park tire fires they hold in the middle of his gravel cul-de-sac.
 
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Miami’s Starting Quarterback Is The Son Of The “Bye Felicia” Girl From Friday
Posted by: Brandon Zellers in Cardinal Football August 25, 2014 7 Comments

Miami starting quarterback, Brad Kaaya, probably thought that next Monday’s season opener against Louisville would be a day off for him. Kaaya knocked the well traveled transfer, Jake Heapps, out of contention for the starting job against the Cardinals.

Kaaya now has the daunting task of not losing his new job on what was supposed to be his day off. Your Louisville Cardinals should dispatch of Kaaya and the ‘Canes and send them packing back down to south beach.

The Hurricane football team might want to begin saying their good-bye’s to the city of Louisville sometime around the third quarter. Any Louisville fans that wish to be hospitable towards Kaaya may want to hit him with a “Bye Felicia” as he departs, as it was certainly a phrase he heard often while growing up.

Kaaya’s mother is Angela Means-Kaaya, is otherwise known as Felicia from the hit movie Friday. Friday is a classic American film that satirizes daily life in the streets of Compton. Friday stars Chris Tucker and Ice Cube, and was known as F Gary Gray’s directorial debut. Friday spawned two sequels that featured big names such as Mike Epps and Katt Williams. I would suggest that everyone watches the Friday movies so they can know how Ice Cube felt about his life in Southern California.

Felicia’s character is the broke girl in the hood always looking to burrow someone’s property and not return it. While Mrs. Means-Kaaya is undoubtedly a wonderful woman, I am going to say that her son borrowed this job.
Kaaya is a true freshman who just earned the job a few days ago. Lorenzo Mauldin and Charles Gaines have been sitting on their front porch discussing the freshman quarterback with much interest. Brad Kaaya will be looking at his teammates like Red looked at Smokey once Mauldin and Gaines are through with him.

Brad Kaaya says that he enjoys the fact that his mother’s catchphrase is becoming increasingly popular in today’s internet lexicon. Louisville fans should be hospitable towards Kaaya and use the term anytime they get within ear shot of the young man.

Kaaya may change his mind about the salutation once he is Deebo’d by Lorenzo Mauldin a few times. Things may not work out for Kaaya on Monday, and he may have to go live with his uncle to lay low for a little while. I hope Kaaya writes it down and takes a picture, and I would kill for an appearance from Money Mike.
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The ultimate would be for Kaaya to torch them and send them home early, so me and all my Canes buddies can just casually say "Bye, Louisville."
 
Why do they keep saying, her phrase? She didnt say that, Craig (Ice Cube) is the one that said, "bye Felicia"
 
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I have been trying to think of something good to say about Loserville just to be different. I can only think of two things: Howard was there once and the chicks were hot, stupid and easy back in the 70's and 80's. Wait, there is a horse race once a year that is kind of cool. That's all I got. Let's pillage the friggin place.
 
Denzel Perryman has been referred to on many occasions as the hardest hitting player in the country and they writing about Lorenzo Mauldin? Really? That same Perryman stated he couldn't rattle Kaaya in practice. Now what I'd LOVE is for Kaaya to actually go through the growing pains unfortunately through all accounts from fellow players and coaching staff, the rumblings are he has a poise that would actually rival a shaolin monk. If I were Louisville I'd be more concerned about a particular back on their roster whose measurables are very similar to a certain running back on our roster whose name rhymes with bus and what will happen when DP52 gets his hands on him...
 
If you don't think that Brad is prepped to deal with this crap.......
 
LMAO. Was this written by a 12 year old?
Angry Ibis said:
http://www.thecardinalconnect.com/2...-qbs-mom-is-the-bye-felicia-girl-from-friday/


Miami’s Starting Quarterback Is The Son Of The “Bye Felicia” Girl From Friday
Posted by: Brandon Zellers in Cardinal Football August 25, 2014 7 Comments

Miami starting quarterback, Brad Kaaya, probably thought that next Monday’s season opener against Louisville would be a day off for him. Kaaya knocked the well traveled transfer, Jake Heapps, out of contention for the starting job against the Cardinals.

Kaaya now has the daunting task of not losing his new job on what was supposed to be his day off. Your Louisville Cardinals should dispatch of Kaaya and the ‘Canes and send them packing back down to south beach.

The Hurricane football team might want to begin saying their good-bye’s to the city of Louisville sometime around the third quarter. Any Louisville fans that wish to be hospitable towards Kaaya may want to hit him with a “Bye Felicia” as he departs, as it was certainly a phrase he heard often while growing up.

Kaaya’s mother is Angela Means-Kaaya, is otherwise known as Felicia from the hit movie Friday. Friday is a classic American film that satirizes daily life in the streets of Compton. Friday stars Chris Tucker and Ice Cube, and was known as F Gary Gray’s directorial debut. Friday spawned two sequels that featured big names such as Mike Epps and Katt Williams. I would suggest that everyone watches the Friday movies so they can know how Ice Cube felt about his life in Southern California.

Felicia’s character is the broke girl in the hood always looking to burrow someone’s property and not return it. While Mrs. Means-Kaaya is undoubtedly a wonderful woman, I am going to say that her son borrowed this job.
Kaaya is a true freshman who just earned the job a few days ago. Lorenzo Mauldin and Charles Gaines have been sitting on their front porch discussing the freshman quarterback with much interest. Brad Kaaya will be looking at his teammates like Red looked at Smokey once Mauldin and Gaines are through with him.

Brad Kaaya says that he enjoys the fact that his mother’s catchphrase is becoming increasingly popular in today’s internet lexicon. Louisville fans should be hospitable towards Kaaya and use the term anytime they get within ear shot of the young man.

Kaaya may change his mind about the salutation once he is Deebo’d by Lorenzo Mauldin a few times. Things may not work out for Kaaya on Monday, and he may have to go live with his uncle to lay low for a little while. I hope Kaaya writes it down and takes a picture, and I would kill for an appearance from Money Mike.
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