did we make it through the wake game unscathed? i know we are missing dorsett but did we have any other notable injuries that may miss this saturday? i think we will need all men on deck.
I understand several players are suffering from exhaustion because of too much scoring. Famous Amos has mutile disc herniations caused by excessive blows to the back by every member of the press. In a related item, Noles are worried that their new helmets may not arrive in time for the game. It seems there is no mold for the new expanded head size. Also, insider info is that Bobby advised Jimbo to take delivery of the National Championship rings this week. Jimbo disagreed at first, thinking it best to wait until the beat Bama. Bobby grabbed him and screamed, "BAMA! Are you insane. Miami is coming this week. On my God, he thinks he is going to beat Miami in a game that matters! And they fired me because I am old and senile."