Rumor If your avatar was a recruit

[Caneoverhere]

 

[Jaxson Villain]

I’m a 2 star without a profile pic

 

[TheEye]

Dee Eye
Class of 23
From Lower Atmosphere
Position WR - Always Flying Around
Signed Miami Hurricanes

Freak of Nature

 

[Kjdcanefan]

John Madden
Class of '53
From California
Positon: OT 6*
Signed with Miami

 

[CDWright40]

Good God- This may be the worst thread ever and I don't say that lightly.

 

[RealRussellPumps]

John Kreese
Class of ‘23
From: San Fernando, CA
Position: LB
Signed: University of Miami Hurricanes

Pros: absolute Lunatic on the field, background in martial arts helped develop elite footwork for the position, military up bringing, great leadership traits

Cons: is actually certifiably insane, may kill someone, good for a penalty or two per game due to reckless “no mercy” style of play.

 

[ben]

Kyler Van Wryke
Class of 2024
QB
white guy not from florida

 

[Caneoverhere]

Good God- This may be the worst thread ever and I don't say that lightly.

CDWright40
Class of 2014
From - Doucheville, AR
Position - fetal
Signed - McDonald's

 

[We'retheBoss]

no profile pic, because I'm too busy either in the gym or studying the playbook

 

[cf3000]

Monica Bellucci.
What more do you need?

 

[canesbrah]

Bobby Boucher
Class of ‘98
From: Jackson’s Bayou, LA
Position: Water boy/Walk on LB
Signed: SCLSU Mud dogs

 

[MiamisMoperiestMopes]

Lester
Adams College, class unknown
Position: Blind student liaison

 

[Dan E. Dangerously]

Milo Ramone
Class of '81
From: Parts Unknown
Position: Advocate
Signed to Sewanee: The University of the South

 

[SCarolina Ibis]

Enough said.

 

[WeBallinBoyz]

Do I get to do two?

Paul Finebaum (Memphis, Tennessee)

Class of ‘74
Position: Receiver
Committed to Saban’s jockstrap

 

[IndayArtHauz]

Eva Gaëlle Green
American University of Paris, Class of 2002
From: Paris, France
Position: Looking down on you
Signed: Inday’s Art Hauz

 

[Damiencane86]

Name: Somali Pirate
From: Mogadishu
Class of 2024
Position: safety
Favorite quote: I’m the captain now

 

[AkronCane]

Name: Thomas Hearns, The Hitman/Motor City Cobra
Class of 1977
From: East Side of Detroit, Michigan by way of the Kronk Gym
Position: Assassin
Ht" 6'2"
Wt: 154

 

[L A M P]

View attachment 223287
Enough said.

I believe mine says it better, actually.

 

[RVACane]

RVACane aka Maude Findlay
City College (now CUNY)
From: Westchester County, NY
Position: Feminist Housewife
Class: 1944
Quote: Suck my Maude cck!