I thought i read that Lou Holtz was dead

[Dandycane]

Yet his Wiki page has no date of death.

 

[Crystal Ball]

Okay.

 

[stormsurge]

Holtz's spokesman statement: Bibn bibbn canoodle biababiin naw babbibn. Ahm repbabibbn . Lewbbn naw babbibn.

 

[Notsince1985]

I thought jimmy Johnson killed him

 

[arizonacane]

He's been brain dead for years.

 

[JHallCanes]

We would have had a week long celebration of the Crypt Keeper's death on these boards.

You won't miss it.

 

[UMFarArcher]

Nah.

He just smells that way.

 

[stat1124]

All classic responses to the OP! Love it!

 

[Boarcane]

would have made for a great start to the day

 

[Classic]

You woke up from a dream.

Happens, man.

 

[hoops156]

did he take mark may with him

 

[Awsi Dooger]

There's some guy (or group) on Rivals who post threads on celebrity deaths every few weeks. It's always a basic header, like "Lou Holtz dead." Then there's a phony link inside, taking you somewhere they want you to go.

Lou Holtz was a recent subject of the fake threads. I have no idea why Rivals doesn't recognize it and ban the accounts. Perhaps they do, because the poster always has a very low number of posts.

They hit the Miami board and the USC board and countless others simultaneously. It's been going on for years.

 

[Dingaan1828]

I saw Holtz on ESPN just the other day. He looked dead to me. Maybe he's so clueless that he doesn't know he's dead.

 

[fiverings01]

Saw him yesterday at MCO. Not dead just drunk at noon.

 

[GonzoCane]

He's like the frog you dissected in high school. It's dead, but if you stick an electrical prod up his *** his mouth will move.

 

[K2Cane]

dude has been dead for years!!! they dig him up and feed him blood right before football season. then when the season is over they burry him again and let him continue his slumber until the next season.

 

[bozcane]

That jagoff is dead to me. Period.