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It's starting again.

The visions. The dreams.

Had a long dream last night. Detailed, vet vague. We were up 16-13 in the first quarter (weird, I know. I have no idea how we or they scored because I was late getting to the nudie bar to watch on TV because Muslims were chasing me in a Doidge Stratos, and I had to stop at home to get a World War One vintage K98 Mauser and fend them off (weird) )

BC fumbled a punt return at their own 5, and we recovered, but the refs screwed us and then marched them down the field 2002 FSU/Rix style and we were behind at halftime, 20-16.

Our offense couldn't move the ball at all, it was 3 and out City, but we were stopping them every time as well.

Third quarter, we were moving the ball, about to score (Morris was throwing short passes), and suddenly I woke up with the wood and started pawing my GF, so that was thye end of the Canes dream.

Don't know what to make of it. Any phsyciactricists here?

I do know, that whenever I have had a vision where the outcome was in doubt, we win that Saturday. (I sense the losses and this one is no loss)

Good news, I think. (except for any Muslims that decide to chase me in a Dodge Stratos. :O) :) :) :)
 
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So, we win. You get laid. Survive the chase scene. All good.

I'm down with a happy ending....GO CANES!!!
 
SmokeyRone said:
It's starting again.

The visions. The dreams.

Had a long dream last night. Detailed, vet vague. We were up 16-13 in the first quarter (weird, I know. I have no idea how we or they scored because I was late getting to the nudie bar to watch on TV because Muslims were chasing me in a Doidge Stratos, and I had to stop at home to get a World War One vintage K98 Mauser and fend them off (weird) )

BC fumbled a punt return at their own 5, and we recovered, but the refs screwed us and then marched them down the field 2002 FSU/Rix style and we were behind at halftime, 20-16.

Our offense couldn't move the ball at all, it was 3 and out City, but we were stopping them every time as well.

Third quarter, we were moving the ball, about to score (Morris was throwing short passes), and suddenly I woke up with the wood and started pawing my GF, so that was thye end of the Canes dream.

Don't know what to make of it. Any phsyciactricists here?

I do know, that whenever I have had a vision where the outcome was in doubt, we win that Saturday. (I sense the losses and this one is no loss)

Good news, I think. (except for any Muslims that decide to chase me in a Dodge Stratos. :O) :) :) :)
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Ah, I see what you did there.
 
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OK. What color was the rags' Dodge Stratos?

If it was silver, then the German 98K Mauser 8mm was the right choice weapon.

If it was blue, then you should have stopped off at your buddie's house and grabbed his AR.

If it was white, then it becomes much simpler. Put yours in reverse and smash into them as they chase you. The rags who drive white Dodge Stratos never wear seatbelts, and the significant impact would have launched them right through their windshield, and you could have saved all your ammo for another time.

WHICH in of itself gives you more to work with when you start pawing your girlfriend.

Are you sure there was no midget stripper wearing heels and leather G in your back seat as you were being chased?
 
This whole thread is LMFAO!!! Just make sure you take a run a the GF before the game... All pain will be alleviated...at least for a spell.
 
one can only hope you have developed your intuition sufficiently enough for the U to win @BC.....:fistbump:
 
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