Howard's Rock vandalized

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Per shapiro, he paid hookers to sleep with UM players on the rock. No evidence, but he said it more than once. We're phucked.
 
Shapiro paid for Howard the Rock's girlfriend to have an abortion and bought her a used washing machine. Death penalty for Howard.
 
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How do you vandalize a ******* rock, and how would anyone even know? Oh no, my rock is dirty!! Uh oh, my rock has a chip missing from it!! Call the marshalls!
 
I bet Dabo had the rock broken to light a fire under his teams ***. His seat is going to be red hot when he shyts the bed this year.
 
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fu_ck Howard and his stupid a$$ rock.


worshiping a piece of rock... what do you think was going to happen?
 
Arrest made in the Howard's Rock vandalism.

Two words my friends: No Sunshine.

Or alternatively: Inside job. Guy was apparently loaded with Clemson memoribilia.
 
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