Here's an idea

[gfer1988]

now this is something i've been wondering for a long time and I'm not sure if it's been discussed on this forum. maybe someone could give me an answer. Why doesn't UM have it's own tv network? i mean a team as marketable as the U, with all of it's traditions, prestige, and cult following. yet even BYU athletics has it's own network? this has always puzzled me. you always here about how we struggle to have updated facilities, competitive salaries for coaches, and money for our own stadium. well if the school could somehow work out a tv deal, wouldn't this resolve some our the issues related to finances? i mean you can't tell me that when The U was more relevant in the early to mid 2000's that they couldn't have prepared to launch a network like other schools have. was there really no one in the organization with the mindset to expand for more national exposure and profit? if anyone could help me answer this question or has any other input on how the U can be restored to national prominence please share.

 

[KingDingaLing]

7-5 7-5 5-7 9-4

 

[IHATETHISPLACE]

wow at this question

 

[gfer1988]

7-6 10-3 8-5 8-5 by BYU isn't much better, not to mention they haven't won a title since 1984. so try again

7-5 7-5 5-7 9-4

 

[Gamineal]

ever seen our post practice interviews.

Tv is not us. Nice idea but we cant even do a post practice and interview that is worth a ****

 

[Chuckles]

For the same reason the U does not have a hundred thousand seat stadium?

 

[SFbayCane]

The only teams that can substantiate a TV network are the ones with massive fan bases. Also, creating our own TV network would create a huge issue with the ACC and a handful of TV networks.

Not feasible nor would it be profitable.

 

[cane since birth]

Why?

 

[datdude81]

great give the fans even more of an incentive not to come to the games...

OH, I will just TiVO it....no way bro. we have not earned anything not even the coastal

 

[Cane Dynasty]

7-6 10-3 8-5 8-5 by BYU isn't much better, not to mention they haven't won a title since 1984. so try again

7-5 7-5 5-7 9-4

BYU only has a 15,000,000 person religion that tithes ummmm...religiously? You do the math.

 

[AsylumGodfather]

ESPN OWNS THE BROADCAST RIGHTS FOR ALL OF THE ACC FOOTBALL GAMES AND ARE HELPING TO CREATE THE ACC NETWORK

 

[LA'Cane818]

Already in the works.

Dorito is going to have his own cooking show from 7 -11 where he shows modern recipes on deconstructing a defense.
The Jethro Franklin Revival hour is scheduled from 11 - 12.
Canes news at noon will be a half hour of Don Jr and Zagacki fallating each other.
From 1230 - 5 Art Kehoe will have a show where he makes arm pit fart noises in different parts of Canada while he looks for the next 250 lb diamond in the rough.
5 - 8 is Brenden Carroll's time slot where he just shows pictures of his dad and cries while holding his lunch box, wearing his back pack and telling everyone he's "good enough".
Then in Prime Time, Golden sells amway dresed in khakis, white shirt, blue tie and black reeboks.

Late night programing is Donna shalala's night calls where she dresses in leather with Chis Freet and Chris Yandle in gimp costumes and ball gags and takes phone calls from Canes fans but basically tells them to **** themselves, but I hear you have to pay extra for that programming.

Must see TV.

 

[Port Knox]

Already in the works.

Dorito is going to have his own cooking show from 7 -11 where he shows modern recipes on deconstructing a defense.
The Jethro Franklin Revival hour is scheduled from 11 - 12.
Canes news at noon will be a half hour of Don Jr and Zagacki fallating each other.
From 1230 - 5 Art Kehoe will have a show where he makes arm pit fart noises in different parts of Canada while he looks for the next 250 lb diamond in the rough.
5 - 8 is Brenden Carroll's time slot where he just shows pictures of his dad and cries while holding his lunch box, wearing his back pack and telling everyone he's "good enough".
Then in Prime Time, Golden sells amway dresed in khakis, white shirt, blue tie and black reeboks.

Late night programing is Donna shalala's night calls where she dresses in leather with Chis Freet and Chris Yandle in gimp costumes and ball gags and takes phone calls from Canes fans but basically tells them to **** themselves, but I hear you have to pay extra for that programming.

Must see TV.

Good stuff bro

 

[SevenNSeven]

WigrTV?

 

[FrancisSawyer]

Already in the works.

Dorito is going to have his own cooking show from 7 -11 where he shows modern recipes on deconstructing a defense.
The Jethro Franklin Revival hour is scheduled from 11 - 12.
Canes news at noon will be a half hour of Don Jr and Zagacki fallating each other.
From 1230 - 5 Art Kehoe will have a show where he makes arm pit fart noises in different parts of Canada while he looks for the next 250 lb diamond in the rough.
5 - 8 is Brenden Carroll's time slot where he just shows pictures of his dad and cries while holding his lunch box, wearing his back pack and telling everyone he's "good enough".
Then in Prime Time, Golden sells amway dresed in khakis, white shirt, blue tie and black reeboks.

Late night programing is Donna shalala's night calls where she dresses in leather with Chis Freet and Chris Yandle in gimp costumes and ball gags and takes phone calls from Canes fans but basically tells them to **** themselves, but I hear you have to pay extra for that programming.

Must see TV.

Absolutely epic work! + Rep

 

[Gatorhater]

Already in the works.

Dorito is going to have his own cooking show from 7 -11 where he shows modern recipes on deconstructing a defense.
The Jethro Franklin Revival hour is scheduled from 11 - 12.
Canes news at noon will be a half hour of Don Jr and Zagacki fallating each other.
From 1230 - 5 Art Kehoe will have a show where he makes arm pit fart noises in different parts of Canada while he looks for the next 250 lb diamond in the rough.
5 - 8 is Brenden Carroll's time slot where he just shows pictures of his dad and cries while holding his lunch box, wearing his back pack and telling everyone he's "good enough".
Then in Prime Time, Golden sells amway dresed in khakis, white shirt, blue tie and black reeboks.

Late night programing is Donna shalala's night calls where she dresses in leather with Chis Freet and Chris Yandle in gimp costumes and ball gags and takes phone calls from Canes fans but basically tells them to **** themselves, but I hear you have to pay extra for that programming.

Must see TV.

More thought went into this than our defensive scheme. Although, actually, Art's segment has merit. He could get some ink for his head, buy a classic Camaro SS, and visit dinners in NFL cities where his old players are. Then the second half of the show would be the Canadian fart fest.