HATE WATCHERS (Especially Noles and Gators)

MiamiVice7

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Yeah, you…

🤭 🫳

LMFAO!

We know what you did. You chest bumped. You high-fived. You cheered and screamed and clinked beers and shouted “Let’s Go!”

You thought that, for just a moment, you enjoyed college football again. You thought you’d salvaged this weekend, just briefly. You thanked the football gods for the good fortune of the ‘Canes choking one away.

You felt joy again.

You watched the replay with your **** puckered while holding your frat boy friend’s waist—buckle to buckle—as you both said in unison “oh he definitely caught that” and, the longer it took, “whatever man, you can’t overturn that…you need INDISPUTABLE video evidence!!”

Ahahahahaaaaaaa

And you got GOT!

Now, somehow, your seasons have gotten WORSE even before you lose another game.

Go to bed sad.

And you read ALL OF THIS lmao!!!

GO M’F CANES
 

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Yeah, you…

🤭 🫳

LMFAO!

We know what you did. You chest bumped. You high-fived. You cheered and screamed and clinked beers and shouted “Let’s Go!”

You thought that, for just a moment, you enjoyed college football again. You thought you’d salvaged this weekend, just briefly. You thanked the football gods for the good fortune of the ‘Canes choking one away.

You felt joy again.

You watched the replay with your **** puckered while holding your frat boy friend’s waist—buckle to buckle—as you both said in unison “oh he definitely caught that” and, the longer it took, “whatever man, you can’t overturn that…you need INDISPUTABLE video evidence!!”

Ahahahahaaaaaaa

And you got GOT!

Now, somehow, your seasons have gotten WORSE even before you lose another game.

Go to bed sad.

And you read ALL OF THIS lmao!!!

GO M’F CANES
BIG *** BUMP lolol

Let’s gooooo!
 
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