Great article on SB it's meltdown time.

[Canesforfame]

http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2013/9/...me-longhorns-mack-brown-gators-driskel-kiffin

 

[ball915]

sounds like us the last decade.....

 

[usfcane]

sounds like us last week...

 

[bozcane]

LOL at "If someone puts a bullet in Manny's head and I'm on the jury. I'm acquitting."

 

[Cane Fan 4 Life]

Couldn't stop laughing reading that article! I know I have felt that way at times while screaming obscenities at the television on gameday.

 

[UMFarArcher]

"Driskel threw down his helmet, and it was intercepted!"

CHOKing!

 

[CANE]

****: "I'm going to cry. What. The. ****."

Priceless.

 

[Oh Snap]

LMAO @ Clay Burton

 

[Gatorhater]

This is my favorite one:

This is the part where I make the alligator metaphor. Do you know how alligators kill their prey? It's not through the bite. The bite is just to get a hold on them. The alligator latches onto its prey, drags it down into the water, and just holds on tight until that poor ****** wears itself out and can't fight back anymore. Then the kill.

That is what we did to them. WOnder if they realized what they were discribing?

 

[RepTheGables]

 

[BrazilCane]

LMAO at Texas fans:

Aren't all these white boys 30 and married with 4 kids? Jesus.
Did I mention they are white?

Any member of this coaching staff with an ounce of self respect would resign tomorrow. Since we all know that won't happen, here are the things I plan on doing before I watch another minute of a game that is coached by a single member of this pathetic staff:
a.) remarry my stripper exwife with no prenup
b.) get anally penetrated by Johnny Holmes

It's like this $#@!ing team knows all of our plays. This is $#@!ing pathetic. I don't care if we come back to win this game, we are going to get raped in the Big 12. $#@! Mack Brown, with the biggest middle finger, stupid $#@!ing piece of $#@! coach. $#@! Deloss Dodds with Mack Brown in his ***. $#@! Red McCombs for being a rich *** piece of $#@! who is too much of a ***** to demand we fix this $#@! several years ago. $#@!!!! $#@!!!! $#@!!!!

This is a team full of pussies
From our $#@!got QB faking a head injury. (He started by faking a leg injury)
To our OLine.
To our $#@!ing tackling.
To..... well...... $#@!ing everything.
I thought 7-5 going in. This will probably turn out a ton $#@!tier.
Still whatever gets people to light Mack, Majors and Diaz houses on fire (with them in it), I'm down. Good $#@!ing riddance.

Just found out I'm HIV positive tonight. Got it from a toilet seat in a bar off Montrose.
It was the second-worst news of the evening.

Is this where we post if we are not going to another game until the band gets a twirler that doesn't look like a manatee? I'm getting used to watching the football team get *** raped, but I see no reason not to be able to see an attractive twirler in a skimpy outfit at halftime.