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SmokeyRone

SmokeyRone

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Face it. We worshipped a false idol.

We literally flew a banner praising a golden calf, and God sent us the equivelent of Charlton Heston coming down and smacking the **** out of us.

God rewards the penitent man!


And until that Duke game, I saw very few of you mother****ers acting appropriately penitent!

Repent! Please, repent!

God is not on our side, because he hates idiots too!
 
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I have a Charlton Heston AND a Clint Eastwood reference, and I get no love?


Forgive them, for they know not what they do!
 
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I know it was posted in jest, but I agree with the substance of the post. Err body was on this dudes dck because he was "articulate" and had a fckg "binder", yet the product on the field looks EXACTLY like some of Randy's steaming piles. Smmfh. Yet those of is who spoke truth were fckg lambasted for questioning "The Golden One". **** sounds familiar, don't it? Lol. Oh, "Al just gets it". Let's hope he gives "it" to his fck *** homeboy before he fcks around and gets "it" himself the following season!
 
Duvalco.Cane said:
I know it was posted in jest, but I agree with the substance of the post. Err body was on this dudes dck because he was "articulate" and had a fckg "binder", yet the product on the field looks EXACTLY like some of Randy's steaming piles. Smmfh. Yet those of is who spoke truth were fckg lambasted for questioning "The Golden One". **** sounds familiar, don't it? Lol. Oh, "Al just gets it". Let's hope he gives "it" to his fck *** homeboy before he fcks around and gets "it" himself the following season!
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Nights, that you?
 
Duvalco.Cane said:
I know it was posted in jest, but I agree with the substance of the post. Err body was on this dudes dck because he was "articulate" and had a fckg "binder", yet the product on the field looks EXACTLY like some of Randy's steaming piles. Smmfh. Yet those of is who spoke truth were fckg lambasted for questioning "The Golden One". **** sounds familiar, don't it? Lol. Oh, "Al just gets it". Let's hope he gives "it" to his fck *** homeboy before he fcks around and gets "it" himself the following season!
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praise the lord jesus christ i put to much hate into all this the last 2 weeks i repent of that. the team made us believe we were back before we really were gotta stay positive were getting good talent coming that will help still think there is coaching issues but cant hate on them or players anymore it is what it is just a game. above all love one another amen
 
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Did not mean to like post. iPhone ****! Smokey u r a fhukking *******. How u r still allowed to post is beyond me. Our mods suck!!unfortunately some of our mods might agree with u.
 
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miamimike said:
Did not mean to like post. iPhone ****! Smokey u r a fhukking *******. How u r still allowed to post is beyond me. Our mods suck!!unfortunately some of our mods might agree with u.
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Just so you know, we moderate Smokey differently after sundown than we do before. We know exactly when he hits the wet bar (and medicine cabinet) every evening.

He's kinda like the Canes message board equivalent of Dennis Hopper's character in Hoosiers.
 
SmokeyRone said:
Face it. We worshipped a false idol.

We literally flew a banner praising a golden calf, and God sent us the equivelent of Charlton Heston coming down and smacking the **** out of us.

God rewards the penitent man!


And until that Duke game, I saw very few of you mother****ers acting appropriately penitent!

Repent! Please, repent!

God is not on our side, because he hates idiots too!
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Not bad, not bad. I'll give you a 7 for creativity.
 
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hisuleiman said:
I'm Christian and praying for satellite fragments to fall on your head.
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That doesn't sound like a very Christian thing to pray for. If you want an alternative, how about pray for the light to come on with the defense?

This all reminds me of a song by Danny Michel called "If God's on Your Side"...youtube it.
 
Fools. You have blamed coaches ,players and now you mock God. My brother in law does not believe in God but when we were in a accident what do you think the first words out of his mouth were when we hit the other car, O' God!
 
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