Sup, big older brother. You mind telling me how it feels to win 4 games in a season? Can’t say I’ve ever had the experience. Twice in a decade should have given you some.
Why, again, did you stop playing us? Oh, that’s right, because you were tired of getting embarrassed by younger brother.
Congrats on being born first and somehow managing to still have fewer titles, weeks as #1, head to head wins, All-Americans, 1st round draft picks, nfl hall of famers…