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College Entrance Exam

Florida State University
Entrance exam

Football player version

Time limit: 3 weeks

Refresher course: FSU Hall of Fame

1. What language is spoken in France?
2. Give a dissertation on the Ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions - or - give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to: a. build a bridge b. sail the ocean c. lead an army d. write a play
4. What religion is the Pope? a. ****** b. Catholic c. Hindu d. ACC e. Agnostic (check only one)
5. Metric conversion - - how many feet are in 0.0 meters?
6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
7. How many commandments was Moses given? (APPROX.)
8. What are the people in America's far north called? a. westerners b. southerners c. easterners d. northerners
9. Spell - Bush, Carter, and Clinton.
10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being called George the Sixth. Name the previous five.
11. Where does the rain come from? a. Macy's b. 7-11 c. Canada d. The Sky
12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity? a. yes b. no
13. What are coat hangers used for?
14. The Star Spangled Banner is the national anthem for what country?
15. Explain Le Chateliers principle of Dynamic equilibrium - or - spell your name in block letters.
16. Where is the basement in a 3 story building located?
17. Which part of America produces the most oranges? a. New York b. FLORIDA c. Canada d. Wisconsin
18. Advanced math, If you have 3 apples, how many apples do you have?
19. What does NBC (national broadcasting co.) stand for?
20. The Florida State University tradition for efficiency began when? a. B.C. b. A.D. c. STILL WAITING

* YOU MUST ANSWER THREE (3) OR MORE QUESTIONS CORRECTLY TO QUALIFY
 
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My friend works in their A.D. and sent me over a copy of Keith Bryant's submission.



College Entrance Exam

Florida State University
Entrance exam

Football player version

Time limit: 3 weeks

Refresher course: FSU Hall of Fame

1. What language is spoken in France?
******.
2. Give a dissertation on the Ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions - or - give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
Lulwut?
3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to: a. build a bridge b. sail the ocean c. lead an army d. write a play
Sail the ocean. It would be trippy out there with that *****.
4. What religion is the Pope? a. ****** b. Catholic c. Hindu d. ACC e. Agnostic (check only one)
Da Pope retired, dumbass.
5. Metric conversion - - how many feet are in 0.0 meters?
I gotz 2
6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
Gametime
7. How many commandments was Moses given? (APPROX.)
2 - ketchup and mustard
8. What are the people in America's far north called? a. westerners b. southerners c. easterners d. northerners
Don't give a ****
9. Spell - Bush, Carter, and Clinton.
O-B-A-M-A
10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being called George the Sixth. Name the previous five.
George. George Da Sequel. Return of Da George. George Neva Dies. Rise of the George.
11. Where does the rain come from? a. Macy's b. 7-11 c. Canada d. The Sky
My pocket lulz
12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity? a. yes b. no
You first
13. What are coat hangers used for?
Abortions
14. The Star Spangled Banner is the national anthem for what country?
Da us Dumbass
15. Explain Le Chateliers principle of Dynamic equilibrium - or - spell your name in block letters.
pass lulz
16. Where is the basement in a 3 story building located?
Same place as me da bottom
17. Which part of America produces the most oranges? a. New York b. FLORIDA c. Canada d. Wisconsin
Hold the pulp lulz
18. Advanced math, If you have 3 apples, how many apples do you have?
Too many *****
19. What does NBC (national broadcasting co.) stand for?
White people shows
20. The Florida State University tradition for efficiency began when? a. B.C. b. A.D. c. STILL WAITING
When I get there

* YOU MUST ANSWER THREE (3) OR MORE QUESTIONS CORRECTLY TO QUALIFY
 
My friend works in their A.D. and sent me over a copy of Keith Bryant's submission.



College Entrance Exam

Florida State University
Entrance exam

Football player version

Time limit: 3 weeks

Refresher course: FSU Hall of Fame

1. What language is spoken in France?
******.
2. Give a dissertation on the Ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions - or - give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
Lulwut?
3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to: a. build a bridge b. sail the ocean c. lead an army d. write a play
Sail the ocean. It would be trippy out there with that ****.
4. What religion is the Pope? a. ****** b. Catholic c. Hindu d. ACC e. Agnostic (check only one)
Da Pope retired, dumbass.
5. Metric conversion - - how many feet are in 0.0 meters?
I gotz 2
6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
Gametime
7. How many commandments was Moses given? (APPROX.)
2 - ketchup and mustard

8. What are the people in America's far north called? a. westerners b. southerners c. easterners d. northerners
Don't give a ****
9. Spell - Bush, Carter, and Clinton.
O-B-A-M-A
10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being called George the Sixth. Name the previous five.
George. George Da Sequel. Return of Da George. George Neva Dies. Rise of the George.
11. Where does the rain come from? a. Macy's b. 7-11 c. Canada d. The Sky
My pocket lulz
12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity? a. yes b. no
You first
13. What are coat hangers used for?
Abortions
14. The Star Spangled Banner is the national anthem for what country?
Da us Dumbass
15. Explain Le Chateliers principle of Dynamic equilibrium - or - spell your name in block letters.
pass lulz
16. Where is the basement in a 3 story building located?
Same place as me da bottom
17. Which part of America produces the most oranges? a. New York b. FLORIDA c. Canada d. Wisconsin
Hold the pulp lulz
18. Advanced math, If you have 3 apples, how many apples do you have?
Too many ****
19. What does NBC (national broadcasting co.) stand for?
White people shows
20. The Florida State University tradition for efficiency began when? a. B.C. b. A.D. c. STILL WAITING
When I get there

* YOU MUST ANSWER THREE (3) OR MORE QUESTIONS CORRECTLY TO QUALIFY

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My friend works in their A.D. and sent me over a copy of Keith Bryant's submission.



College Entrance Exam

Florida State University
Entrance exam

Football player version

Time limit: 3 weeks

Refresher course: FSU Hall of Fame

1. What language is spoken in France?
******.
2. Give a dissertation on the Ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions - or - give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
Lulwut?
3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to: a. build a bridge b. sail the ocean c. lead an army d. write a play
Sail the ocean. It would be trippy out there with that ****.
4. What religion is the Pope? a. ****** b. Catholic c. Hindu d. ACC e. Agnostic (check only one)
Da Pope retired, dumbass.
5. Metric conversion - - how many feet are in 0.0 meters?
I gotz 2
6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
Gametime
7. How many commandments was Moses given? (APPROX.)
2 - ketchup and mustard
8. What are the people in America's far north called? a. westerners b. southerners c. easterners d. northerners
Don't give a ****
9. Spell - Bush, Carter, and Clinton.
O-B-A-M-A
10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being called George the Sixth. Name the previous five.
George. George Da Sequel. Return of Da George. George Neva Dies. Rise of the George.
11. Where does the rain come from? a. Macy's b. 7-11 c. Canada d. The Sky
My pocket lulz
12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity? a. yes b. no
You first
13. What are coat hangers used for?
Abortions
14. The Star Spangled Banner is the national anthem for what country?
Da us Dumbass
15. Explain Le Chateliers principle of Dynamic equilibrium - or - spell your name in block letters.
pass lulz
16. Where is the basement in a 3 story building located?
Same place as me da bottom
17. Which part of America produces the most oranges? a. New York b. FLORIDA c. Canada d. Wisconsin
Hold the pulp lulz
18. Advanced math, If you have 3 apples, how many apples do you have?
Too many ****
19. What does NBC (national broadcasting co.) stand for?
White people shows
20. The Florida State University tradition for efficiency began when? a. B.C. b. A.D. c. STILL WAITING
When I get there

* YOU MUST ANSWER THREE (3) OR MORE QUESTIONS CORRECTLY TO QUALIFY


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