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FINAL 2014 Fulmer Cup standings
August 25, 2014
The 2014 Fulmer Cup
There are over 15,000 Division 1 college football players. As a whole, they have crime rates much lower than the general population. However when they do get in trouble, they get a lot of attention. For that reason we have The Fulmer Cup™.
The Fulmer Cup is a parody award that tracks the criminal achievements of various college football programs during the offseason and declares a "winner". It is open to all Division 1 football programs (FBS & FCS), and points are awarded based on the level of crime (more details below). The Fulmer Cup season starts the minute the national title game is finished and ends the day before the first day of the season, this year ending on Friday, Aug 22, the day before the first FCS game. Winners are crowned in team, conference, and individual award categories.
Without further ado, here are your 2014 winners:.
FULMER CUP TEAM SCORE:
The Revenge of the FCS!
It takes more than just a few rogue players to win the Fulmer Cup. Indeed, like the sport they play, it needs teamwork. Cal Poly displayed such teamwork when five players were caught trying to rob a fraternity house in San Luis Obispo. Between them, the five earned 26 felony counts and an incredible 77 points, a score only matched by a similar group robbery by Auburn players in 2011. William & Mary can take heart, as the individual who earned them most of their points earned the award for individual achievement. Texas A&M can take up the prize as "Best of the FBS", yet still only took third to the two FCS titans.
NOTE: a team requires more than a single player arrested or cited to qualify for the team award.
Rank Pts University Conf.
1. 77 California Poly Mustangs Big Sky
2. 57 William & Mary Tribe CAA
3. 46 Texas A&M Aggies SEC
4. 32 Maine Bears CAA
5. 30 Old Dominion Monarchs C-USA
6. 29 Oklahoma State Cowboys Big XII
7. 20 Georgia Bulldogs SEC
8-t. 19 Washington State Cougars Pac 12
8-t. 19 Ole Miss Rebels SEC
10. 16 Miami Hurricanes ACC
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Tracking the rise of the top-10 programs:
THE PAUL DEE MEMORIAL AWARD FOR CONFERENCE COMPLIANCE(TM):
"Because high-profile athletes demand high-profile compliance."
Some might say "no surprises here". An average point total over nearly 10 points per team reminds us that this is the SEC's world and we only live here.
Rank Conference Points
1. Southeastern Conference 137
2. Colonial Athletic Association 89
3. The Big Sky Conference 77
4. Big XII Conference 58
5. Conference USA 54
6. Big Ten Conference 50
7. Pacific-12 Conference 46
8. Atlantic Coastal Conference 28
9. Sun Belt Conference 19
10. Mountain West Conference 15
11-t. Independents 13
11-t. Mid-American Conference 13
13. American Athletic Conference 4
THE ELLIS T. JONES III AWARD FOR INDIVIDUAL ACHIEVEMENTTM :
"Because the 'i' in 'TEAM' is hidden in the A-hole."
This award, named after former San Jose State WR Ellis T. Jones III, was created to prevent one player from dominating the team standings without any kind of supporting help from teammates. These individuals are your mavericks, your hot dogs, your bold individuals who made incredibly bad decisions.
Points University Charge Team Status
55 Samuel Marshall William & Mary Drugs - 17 Felony Counts, 1 Misdemeanor
29 Devon Thomas Oklahoma State Armed Robbery, Shooting With Intent to Kill, First-Degree Burglary
28 Zedric Joseph Maine Murder, Attempted Murder
26 Keshawn Henderson Old Dominion Credit Card Fraud
25 Cameron Akins Cal Poly Robbery With a Firearm, Assault on a Police Officer, Resisting Arrest
18 Isaiah Golden Texas A&M 3 Counts of Aggravated Robbery
18 Darian Claiborne Texas A&M 3 Counts of Aggravated Robbery
August 25, 2014
The 2014 Fulmer Cup
There are over 15,000 Division 1 college football players. As a whole, they have crime rates much lower than the general population. However when they do get in trouble, they get a lot of attention. For that reason we have The Fulmer Cup™.
The Fulmer Cup is a parody award that tracks the criminal achievements of various college football programs during the offseason and declares a "winner". It is open to all Division 1 football programs (FBS & FCS), and points are awarded based on the level of crime (more details below). The Fulmer Cup season starts the minute the national title game is finished and ends the day before the first day of the season, this year ending on Friday, Aug 22, the day before the first FCS game. Winners are crowned in team, conference, and individual award categories.
Without further ado, here are your 2014 winners:.
FULMER CUP TEAM SCORE:
The Revenge of the FCS!
It takes more than just a few rogue players to win the Fulmer Cup. Indeed, like the sport they play, it needs teamwork. Cal Poly displayed such teamwork when five players were caught trying to rob a fraternity house in San Luis Obispo. Between them, the five earned 26 felony counts and an incredible 77 points, a score only matched by a similar group robbery by Auburn players in 2011. William & Mary can take heart, as the individual who earned them most of their points earned the award for individual achievement. Texas A&M can take up the prize as "Best of the FBS", yet still only took third to the two FCS titans.
NOTE: a team requires more than a single player arrested or cited to qualify for the team award.
Rank Pts University Conf.
1. 77 California Poly Mustangs Big Sky
2. 57 William & Mary Tribe CAA
3. 46 Texas A&M Aggies SEC
4. 32 Maine Bears CAA
5. 30 Old Dominion Monarchs C-USA
6. 29 Oklahoma State Cowboys Big XII
7. 20 Georgia Bulldogs SEC
8-t. 19 Washington State Cougars Pac 12
8-t. 19 Ole Miss Rebels SEC
10. 16 Miami Hurricanes ACC
Images
Tracking the rise of the top-10 programs:
THE PAUL DEE MEMORIAL AWARD FOR CONFERENCE COMPLIANCE(TM):
"Because high-profile athletes demand high-profile compliance."
Some might say "no surprises here". An average point total over nearly 10 points per team reminds us that this is the SEC's world and we only live here.
Rank Conference Points
1. Southeastern Conference 137
2. Colonial Athletic Association 89
3. The Big Sky Conference 77
4. Big XII Conference 58
5. Conference USA 54
6. Big Ten Conference 50
7. Pacific-12 Conference 46
8. Atlantic Coastal Conference 28
9. Sun Belt Conference 19
10. Mountain West Conference 15
11-t. Independents 13
11-t. Mid-American Conference 13
13. American Athletic Conference 4
THE ELLIS T. JONES III AWARD FOR INDIVIDUAL ACHIEVEMENTTM :
"Because the 'i' in 'TEAM' is hidden in the A-hole."
This award, named after former San Jose State WR Ellis T. Jones III, was created to prevent one player from dominating the team standings without any kind of supporting help from teammates. These individuals are your mavericks, your hot dogs, your bold individuals who made incredibly bad decisions.
Points University Charge Team Status
55 Samuel Marshall William & Mary Drugs - 17 Felony Counts, 1 Misdemeanor
29 Devon Thomas Oklahoma State Armed Robbery, Shooting With Intent to Kill, First-Degree Burglary
28 Zedric Joseph Maine Murder, Attempted Murder
26 Keshawn Henderson Old Dominion Credit Card Fraud
25 Cameron Akins Cal Poly Robbery With a Firearm, Assault on a Police Officer, Resisting Arrest
18 Isaiah Golden Texas A&M 3 Counts of Aggravated Robbery
18 Darian Claiborne Texas A&M 3 Counts of Aggravated Robbery
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