FIGATRON Makes the 2013 Freshman All-American Team

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http://insider.espn.go.com/college-...emdiche-leads-2013-freshman-all-american-team

for those who aren't an ESPN insider, this is what the article consists of:

OFFENSE

Hackenberg
QB Christian Hackenberg, Penn State
It's always difficult for a true freshman to play, let alone start, right away, but Penn State has a unique set of circumstances. Steven Bench transferred, Matt McGloin has moved on and Hackenberg is clearly the most talented player on PSU's depth chart. While the Nittany Lions and Hackenberg might take their lumps, in the long run, it would be wise to go with the freshman.

Green
RB Derrick Green, Michigan
There might be more experienced players at the position on Michigan's roster, but none is as talented. Moreover, none lend to the philosophical identity Brady Hoke and OC Al Borges have been building toward more than Green. He is a physical, downhill runner like Ron Dayne, but with more explosiveness. Oregon's Thomas Tyner was another option for this spot.

Robinson
WR Demarcus Robinson, Florida
With the training camp injury to WR Andre Dubose, Robinson becomes even more important to second-year starting QB Jeff Driskel. Robinson enrolled in the spring and wowed coaches with his size, speed and athleticism -- a combination sorely lacking in Florida's receiving corps since Percy Harvin departed. Expect Robinson to start and emerge as a playmaker as the season goes on.

Marshall
WR Jalin Marshall, Ohio State
Marshall is just one of many true freshmen expected to contribute in a big way. Urban Meyer & Co. feel he can be a versatile weapon who can make plays as a ball carrier and receiver. Keep in mind, Marshall has significant experience as a Wildcat QB and can run the zone read, as well. He is the ideal spread-offense threat because he can line up anywhere on the field and be a player defenses need to stay aware of.

Breneman
TE Adam Breneman, Penn State
Breneman missed his senior season with injury, and Penn State has several options at tight end, so this might seem like a strange selection. But Breneman rehabbed hard and is back on the field. Not only is he a savvy player with good hands, but he has also exhibited strong leadership skills. Whether it's through multiple-TE sets or working his way up the depth chart, the four-star recruit has the tools to be very successful in Bill O'Brien's offense.

Tunsil
OL Laremy Tunsil, Ole Miss
Part of the Rebels' talented recruiting class -- ranked No. 5 in the nation -- was top-rated OT Tunsil. Still in need of development in several areas, the five-star brings a lot of natural ability. With the big man's length and agility, he has the tools to be a strong pass protector, and it wouldn't be surprising if he sees action as true freshman.

Kugler
OL Patrick Kugler, Michigan
The Wolverines have to replace the entire interior of their offensive line. Returning players appear set to fill those spots initially, but a strong recruiting class could provide options. Included in that talented haul was ESPN 300 prospect Kugler. A coach's son, the four-star prospect could play guard or center, and that versatility could thrust him into action for Brady Hoke.

Pocic
OL Ethan Pocic, LSU
Vadal Alexander stepped into a starting role for the Tigers last season, and now there's another ESPN 300 recruit to watch in the trenches for 2013. Pocic, an early enrollee, was the No. 6-rated OT in his class but has also seen action with the first team at center in Baton Rouge. A big, physical lineman with good agility and balance, Pocic could end up seeing extensive time for LSU.

Hill
OL Grant Hill, Alabama
The defending national champs have to replace a trio of key starters from its offensive line a season ago. Three returning players look to be in line to fill those spots, but if injury or poor play becomes an issue, keep an eye on Hill. The big and agile in-state OL was one of the more impressive performers at the 2013 Under Armour All-America game, and he could be called upon to help replace some of the departed talent on the O-line.

Johnson
OL Dorian Johnson, Pittsburgh
The No. 2 offensive tackle -- and No. 28 overall recruit -- in the 2013 class, Johnson is an athletic and physical lineman. He displays promising long-term upside, but because he's competing behind a redshirt freshman and a converted defensive lineman, Johnson could find himself on the field early during his freshman season.

Wilson
UTL Dontre Wilson, Ohio State
Wilson is going to make a splash. The only question is just how big. Expect him to begin in the backfield as a running back but also to be used in a Harvin-type role in which he could line up all over the place -- he's that good. This is Urban Meyer's first major difference-making recruit on offense for the Buckeyes. Offensive weapons are a recruiting priority for OSU, and Wilson is a great start.

DEFENSE

Nkemdiche
DE Robert Nkemdiche, Ole Miss
The top-rated player in the 2013 class, Nkemdiche will deal with high expectations this season. But the five-star is already creating a buzz in Oxford, Miss. An explosive player with excellent size, he could contribute on the edge or create problems as an interior rusher. Ole Miss has some talent along its defensive line, but Nkemdiche's size, ability and versatility could allow him to quickly develop into a disruptive contributor.

Bigelow
DT Kenny Bigelow, USC
One season after DL Leonard Williams earned Pac-12 Defensive Freshman of the Year honors, USC could see another true freshman have an impact up front. Bigelow saw limited action as a high school senior, but he enrolled with the Trojans early and could work his way into the rotation and provide a disruptive presence.

Vanderdoes
DT Eddie Vanderdoes, UCLA
The five-star recruit signed with Notre Dame but reversed course and eventually landed at UCLA. He then won an appeal to become immediately eligible for the Bruins. With some injuries up front for Jim Mora's crew, the talented big man could make good use of eligibility and quickly become a key contributor on UCLA's defensive line.

Lawson
DE Carl Lawson, Auburn
Taking over a team that went 3-9 in 2012, Gus Malzahn could turn to several true freshmen to turn things around. Lawson, the No. 2 prospect in 2013, is unquestionably one of the most explosive players in his class. He doesn't have a towering presence but is a thickly built prospect with a competitive attitude and outstanding first step. He could quickly make his presence known as a pass-rusher.

Figueroa
LB Alex Figueroa, Miami
Figueroa comes in with less fanfare than many other top recruits, but he's a promising prospect with a nose for the ball. The late qualifier enrolled early and has come along more quickly than expected. He has already worked his way into the two-deep rotation at outside linebacker and could see quite a bit of action throughout this season.


Johnson
LB Trey Johnson, Ohio State
The Buckeyes need to strengthen their depth at linebacker and, as a result, could turn to a pair of true freshmen from their No. 3-ranked 2013 recruiting class. Johnson, who was the No. 48 player in the 2013 class, is an aggressive, tough and instinctive player. Along with Mike Mitchell, Johnson could contribute from the beginning.

McMillian
LB Daniel McMillian, Florida
After signing the nation's No. 2 class, Florida could see several talented true freshmen contribute this season, including McMillian. An early enrollee, McMillian is a four-star recruit and an athletic and heady player who could be an early contributor for the Gators. And it wouldn't be surprising if he worked his way into a starting role.

Alexander
CB Mackensie Alexander, Clemson
Clemson needs corners, and Alexander should deliver answers. He has the talent and temperament to perform, and Clemson coaches are expecting him to be a factor right away. Aside from quarterback and offensive tackle, cornerback is the most difficult position to play as a true freshman, especially if you are in a heavy man-coverage scheme. But Alexander should have the talent to handle it.

Matthews
S Tray Matthews, Georgia
Georgia returns only one starter in the secondary, opening the door for Matthews to step right in at free safety. Matthews is a fluid, rugged and athletic safety who plays with a great motor and nice feel for the game. This is an inexperienced Georgia defense, so the team -- and Matthews -- might take some lumps early on thanks to a tough slate.

Cravens
S Su'a Cravens, USC
Given USC's depth issues -- thanks to NCAA sanctions -- and Cravens' versatility, the talented freshman should have a role somewhere on this defense. Cravens is an instinctive prospect with a high football IQ who will have a minimal learning curve. He is mature, can play multiple positions and could end up being a guy that USC counts on despite his youth.

Hargreaves
CB Vernon Hargreaves, Florida
If Loucheiz Purifoy sees significant time on offense as a wide receiver, expect Hargreaves to start at corner or as a nickelback. He is special, with the talent to be a first-round NFL pick. A coach's son who knows the game, Hargreaves has great instincts and a terrific blend of mental toughness and competitive temperament. Will Muschamp is expecting him to be a significant factor, and the coach won't likely be disappointed.
 
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I interface with my database; my database is in cyberspace; so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, and from time to time I'm radioactive.

Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin' the wave, dodgin' the bullet, pushin' the envelope.

I'm on point, on task, on message, and off drugs.

I've got no need for coke and speed; I've got no urge to binge and purge.

I'm in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar.

A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary.

A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom-feeder.

I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps, I run victory laps.

I'm a totally ongoing, big-foot, slam-dunk rainmaker with a pro-active outreach.

A raging workaholic, a working rageaholic; out of rehab and in denial.

I've got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal agenda.

You can't shut me up; you can't dumb me down. 'Cause I'm tireless, and I'm wireless. I'm an alpha-male on beta-blockers.

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A hands-on, footloose, knee-jerk head case; prematurely post-traumatic, and I have a love child who sends me hate-mail.

But I'm feeling, I'm caring, I'm healing, I'm sharing. A supportive, bonding, nurturing primary-care giver.

My output is down, but my income is up. I take a short position on the long bond, and my revenue stream has its own cash flow.

I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports.

I'm gender-specific, capital-intensive, user-friendly and lactose-intolerant.

I like rough ***; I like tough love. I use the f-word in my e-mail. And the software on my hard drive is hard-core—no soft ****.

I bought a microwave at a mini-mall. I bought a mini-van at a mega-store. I eat fast food in the slow lane. I'm toll-free, bite-size, ready-to-wear, and I come in all sizes.

A fully equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle.

I've been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped and vacuum-packed.

And . . . I have unlimited broadband capacity.

I'm a rude dude, but I'm the real deal. Lean and mean. ****ed, locked and ready to rock; rough, tough and hard to bluff.

I take it slow, I go with the flow; I ride with the tide, I've got glide in my stride.

Drivin' and movin', sailin' and spinnin'; jivin' and groovin', wailin' and winnin'.

I don't snooze, so I don't lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty, and lunchtime is crunch time.

I'm hangin' in, there ain't no doubt;

and I'm hangin' tough.


Over and out.
 
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i think figatron was the right choice. he'll start the season at worse as the #2 SLB and might even be the starter. he'll most likely play more that Coley or Burns. I don't see either one of them moving in front of the top 3 at their positions
 
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Hey I'm Figatron and I'm a late qualifier and an early enrollee

I'm a modern man, digital and smoke-free; a man for the millennium.

A diversified, multi-cultural, post-modern deconstructionist; politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect.

I've been uplinked and downloaded, I've been inputted and outsourced. I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading.

I'm a high-tech low-life. A cutting-edge, state-of-the-art, bi-coastal multi-tasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.

I'm new-wave, but I'm old-school; and my inner child is outward-bound.

I'm a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted cool customer; voice-activated and bio-degradable.

I interface with my database; my database is in cyberspace; so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, and from time to time I'm radioactive.

Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin' the wave, dodgin' the bullet, pushin' the envelope.

I'm on point, on task, on message, and off drugs.

I've got no need for coke and speed; I've got no urge to binge and purge.

I'm in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar.

A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary.

A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom-feeder.

I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps, I run victory laps.

I'm a totally ongoing, big-foot, slam-dunk rainmaker with a pro-active outreach.

A raging workaholic, a working rageaholic; out of rehab and in denial.

I've got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal agenda.

You can't shut me up; you can't dumb me down. 'Cause I'm tireless, and I'm wireless. I'm an alpha-male on beta-blockers.

I'm a non-believer, I'm an over-achiever; Laid-back and fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home; low-rent, high-maintenance.

I'm super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built to last.

A hands-on, footloose, knee-jerk head case; prematurely post-traumatic, and I have a love child who sends me hate-mail.

But I'm feeling, I'm caring, I'm healing, I'm sharing. A supportive, bonding, nurturing primary-care giver.

My output is down, but my income is up. I take a short position on the long bond, and my revenue stream has its own cash flow.

I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports.

I'm gender-specific, capital-intensive, user-friendly and lactose-intolerant.

I like rough ***; I like tough love. I use the f-word in my e-mail. And the software on my hard drive is hard-core—no soft ****.

I bought a microwave at a mini-mall. I bought a mini-van at a mega-store. I eat fast food in the slow lane. I'm toll-free, bite-size, ready-to-wear, and I come in all sizes.

A fully equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle.

I've been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped and vacuum-packed.

And . . . I have unlimited broadband capacity.

I'm a rude dude, but I'm the real deal. Lean and mean. ****ed, locked and ready to rock; rough, tough and hard to bluff.

I take it slow, I go with the flow; I ride with the tide, I've got glide in my stride.

Drivin' and movin', sailin' and spinnin'; jivin' and groovin', wailin' and winnin'.

I don't snooze, so I don't lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty, and lunchtime is crunch time.

I'm hangin' in, there ain't no doubt;

and I'm hangin' tough.


Over and out.

+1 for the George Carlin...

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Alex Figueroa deserves to be on that list.... Coley and Burns will have an impact but they have more depth around them at their position group.

That safety Tray Matthews looks legit... I saw their spring game on ESPNU and he was blowing up plays left and right.

I dont know if Eddie Vanderdoes is going to live up to expectations at UCLA w/ a chronic bad back.

Overall the list looks legit for a pre-season "thing"

Demarcus Robinson (GA boy) is going to be a problem at UF, he could be the next Julio Jones with his blend of size, speed, and athleticism.
 
Wait a second, some WR in the swamp scum run qb run offense is going to be all anything? Who is going to throw him the ball? That one is hard to believe. More improtant is all those dudes were well, well know 5* weren't they. I mean I knew just about every name and they were not Cane recruits. So, I want to take this staff out the hunt for real diamonds! How impressive is that--- for WHO? to OMG without playing a down. I just can't wait to see what pops out of 2014 class of all those WHO? recruits staff has loaded up on. After Fig descales Driskel, the rest of D1 coaches will be following our staff around like little girls chasing the latest boy band. Shame about Hargreaves kid ending up a swamp scum. Wasn't his dad a coach at THE U?
 
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late post here from canesfest but I can't emphasize how big Figs is (no homo) I think most sites have him at 6'3 but he could easily be 6'4. This kid could easily carry around 255/260, freaky type looking kid, excited to see how his career will unfold here.
 
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Wait a second, some WR in the swamp scum run qb run offense is going to be all anything? Who is going to throw him the ball? That one is hard to believe. More improtant is all those dudes were well, well know 5* weren't they. I mean I knew just about every name and they were not Cane recruits. So, I want to take this staff out the hunt for real diamonds! How impressive is that--- for WHO? to OMG without playing a down. I just can't wait to see what pops out of 2014 class of all those WHO? recruits staff has loaded up on. After Fig descales Driskel, the rest of D1 coaches will be following our staff around like little girls chasing the latest boy band. Shame about Hargreaves kid ending up a swamp scum. Wasn't his dad a coach at THE U?
Dad WAS a coach at the U, and is currently at USF if I'm not mistaken. Fairly ugly breakup from Miami.
 
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