Coburn???

When Pastor Rick prayed with Coburnt and his family about Keondre's future I hear that Adrian Close-bert, Patke and Hartley were outside plastering Mama and Papa Coburnt's cars with this photo and the caption:

"Does this look like a Godfearing man that has accepted Jesus Christ as his lord and savior?"

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Not even that.

Simply ask: does this look like someone you would allow around an underage child? Because that is one seriously creepy looking dude. When pandering to kids and trying to be cool like them goes horribly wrong.

He kisses his players before games too, so if you're not a homosexual male you might want to avoid that place.
 

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Coburn is the guacamole in our Super Bowl spread. If we have it that's great; if not, then we'll just have more pizza.

This one should be nothing but fun for UM fans because he's not a local guy, and we had zero shot at him 3 weeks ago. Now, we're right in it. Taking an L here would be like premature ejacking in a super model's eye. Not even a real L.

Where I’m from that’s a bullseye and a W.
 
I would eliminate Texas based on the fact that Herman insists on kissing all of his players before each game.
 
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From what I've heard we won't have to wait until NSD for this one fellas...

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From Rotoworld...

ESPN's Tom VanHaaren writes that four-star 2018 DT Keondre Coburn could potentially flip his commitment from Texas to Miami.

Coburn committed to the Longhorns in August, but did not sign with Texas during the early signing period. He recently took a visit to Miami, and has yet to say whether or not he remains committed to Texas after the trip. The 6-foot-3, 334-pound lineman could be a big get -- literally and figuratively -- for Mark Richt if he's able to flip his commitment.
 
I had no idea Herman did that kissing thing before games. I didn’t see a single Texas game last year that I can recall.

I wouldn’t play for him if that was a requirement and I’m not joking. Just wouldn’t be having any of that.

That’s not showing love either. That’s an act of domination. I guarantee you a trained expert on human behavior would NOT describe that as affection or anything like it. It’s freaking bizarre. It’s not mutual, it’s almost predatory. It’s not like a mutual bro hug, fist bump, etc. Weird AF.

I get he’s been a very effective coach so far and it has to do with his players buying in. But come on. Get your mitts off me.
 
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From Rotoworld...

ESPN's Tom VanHaaren writes that four-star 2018 DT Keondre Coburn could potentially flip his commitment from Texas to Miami.

Coburn committed to the Longhorns in August, but did not sign with Texas during the early signing period. He recently took a visit to Miami, and has yet to say whether or not he remains committed to Texas after the trip. The 6-foot-3, 334-pound lineman could be a big get -- literally and figuratively -- for Mark Richt if he's able to flip his commitment.

This would be amazing...Chatman, Nesta, Coburn, and Miller is a stellar DT haul...Been telling folks to wait until NSD before passing judgement on our staff.
 
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If we land coburn then I can see Chatman staying at dend and playing on the strong side for his career here
 
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