Class Impact: Isaiah Horton to Miami

[Canes Stan]

Isaiah Horton is currently the #39 receiver and the one true #247 composite recruit, as of me writing this, I heard from here, he gone be good. Look out for him to compete for a spot in his RS sophomore season when a lot of the recent stud talent will either be headed to the draft or a JAG that can probably be beat out. He’s the highest rated receiver in the class so far and you can look for Miami to push for another player at this spot. Horton is 6’3, which is the same height as Julio Jones and Steve Nash. Those guys are HOFers and Horton is the same height. Good get for the Canes because previous projections for the class was looking like trash and Horton further disproves those writers.

But I need somebody to get back on these forreal

 

[puertorricane]

What does being Steve Nash height has to do with anything.

 

[pacusmc]

What does being Steve Nash height has to do with anything.

Steve Nash was a high 3 star receiver coming out of British Columbia. Dude lit it up in Santa Clara for 975 yards until he switched to full time basketball his sophomore year.
But my meds haven’t kicked in yet so I might be just slightly off.

 

[cway313]

I tried to decipher this for about 8 seconds before I realized I wasn't an idiot.

 

[Canes Stan]

Don’t look to deep into it my guy. It’s just a coincidence and was written jokingly

 

[BYRDMAN15417]

Maybe he meant Steve Smith, but he isn't a HOFer

 

[Jaxson Villain]

I see satirical comedy doesn’t sit well here.

 

[StPeteCane]

Maybe he meant Steve Smith, but he isn't a HOFer

He ain't 6'3 either

 

[IndayArtHauz]

Isaiah Horton is currently the #39 receiver and the one true #247 composite recruit, as of me writing this, I heard from here, he gone be good. Look out for him to compete for a spot in his RS sophomore season when a lot of the recent stud talent will either be headed to the draft or a JAG that can probably be beat out. He’s the highest rated receiver in the class so far and you can look for Miami to push for another player at this spot. Horton is 6’3, which is the same height as Julio Jones and Steve Nash. Those guys are HOFers and Horton is the same height. Good get for the Canes because previous projections for the class was looking like trash and Horton further disproves those writers.

But I need somebody to get back on these forreal

Gold.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

I’m confused here. Steve Nash?

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

Isaiah Horton is currently the #39 receiver and the one true #247 composite recruit, as of me writing this, I heard from here, he gone be good. Look out for him to compete for a spot in his RS sophomore season when a lot of the recent stud talent will either be headed to the draft or a JAG that can probably be beat out. He’s the highest rated receiver in the class so far and you can look for Miami to push for another player at this spot. Horton is 6’3, which is the same height as Julio Jones and Steve Nash. Those guys are HOFers and Horton is the same height. Good get for the Canes because previous projections for the class was looking like trash and Horton further disproves those writers.

But I need somebody to get back on these forreal

We need more of this. Great work.

 

[JHallCanes]

Don’t look to deep into it my guy. It’s just a coincidence and was written jokingly

I liked it

 

[TheMatador]

Gold.

Chaucer-esque.

 

[TRick72]

 

[Dwinstitles]

Isaiah Horton is currently the #39 receiver and the one true #247 composite recruit, as of me writing this, I heard from here, he gone be good. Look out for him to compete for a spot in his RS sophomore season when a lot of the recent stud talent will either be headed to the draft or a JAG that can probably be beat out. He’s the highest rated receiver in the class so far and you can look for Miami to push for another player at this spot. Horton is 6’3, which is the same height as Julio Jones and Steve Nash. Those guys are HOFers and Horton is the same height. Good get for the Canes because previous projections for the class was looking like trash and Horton further disproves those writers.

But I need somebody to get back on these forreal

Bruh I'm weak af......u know **** well if we got the real Class Impact they would be hella saying he's a six star. Can say though that at least our plan A's are committing

 

[Dwinstitles]

What does being Steve Nash height has to do with anything.

This can't be a real post...no way u fell for this PR.

 

[Zbrod95]

Steve Nash? Did Somebody notify Coach L?

 

[TriStarCane]

Y’all for real can’t tell this is satirical?

 

[da truth]

What does being Steve Nash height has to do with anything.

Everything

 

[BS85]

I see satirical comedy doesn’t sit well here.

Yeah, holy ****