At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Anyone that places that much emotion into a freaking game being played by OTHERS needs to seriously consider rearranging their priorities. I really enjoy college football, but it is not life or death. This dude is going to die by screaming at a camera.
Nothing tops the Caneshades video in which Unk Nasty swore up and down that Brad Kaaya and the 2014 Canes, coached by Golden Showers, were going to school Florida State at Sun Death.