My bros, this is the first year in a long while that I can sincerely say, I'm not afraid to play anybody. Not a single **** team. In the last few years I don't think any of us were necessarily afraid to play anyone, but our attitude towards big games was probably more optimistic than realistic. In other words, we were all super excited for the ND game, but nobody really expected us to win. Except DBC of course. That ****'s all over now, and I'm fixin' to tell you why.
I really, honestly feel like this team can compete with anybody. "But we just played Savannah State, you ****. Quit jumping the gun and christening our team unfairly. Anyone would have tacked 77 on those ****ers." **** you. This team is good. **** good. They're well-coached, they're smart, they're strong, they're disciplined and, most importantly, they're tough. They came to play some football this year, not to talk abstractly about "swag" and eat Ramen noodles.
I'm actually looking forward to the big games now. I'm just dying for November 2 to come around so we can put an old-school *** whooping on Florida State, the way it should be, the way God intended for Miami to *** pound Florida State year in and year out. I can't ******* wait to play Clemson for the ACC title so we can make Sammy Twatkins wish he'd have been smart enough to play for a real program and watch Dabo Swinney literally **** his pleats after the game. I wanna play Alabama in the title game and then see pictures of Stephen Morris with AJ "I'm Secretly ***, But Everyone Knows" McCarron's super hot girlfriend in South Beach the week after the game. I want us to ******* destroy the concept that the SEC is the undisputed ruler of college football. We're so god **** close, and I hope you ****ers can sense it, too.
I can't wait for the day when Herman Lane begs Al for a spot in February and for Al to tell him, "LMAO bro SMD you had your chance. Have fun catching everything but passes from Jeff Driskel in Gainesville lol ******." Dalvin will do the same thing, but of course we'll welcome him with open arms.
The time is nigh, boys. It's a-comin' fast. Only about 5 or 6 more games before even the most skeptical of you ******** start to recognize the train that this team will become and begin to hop on. Can everyone else feel it?
I really, honestly feel like this team can compete with anybody. "But we just played Savannah State, you ****. Quit jumping the gun and christening our team unfairly. Anyone would have tacked 77 on those ****ers." **** you. This team is good. **** good. They're well-coached, they're smart, they're strong, they're disciplined and, most importantly, they're tough. They came to play some football this year, not to talk abstractly about "swag" and eat Ramen noodles.
I'm actually looking forward to the big games now. I'm just dying for November 2 to come around so we can put an old-school *** whooping on Florida State, the way it should be, the way God intended for Miami to *** pound Florida State year in and year out. I can't ******* wait to play Clemson for the ACC title so we can make Sammy Twatkins wish he'd have been smart enough to play for a real program and watch Dabo Swinney literally **** his pleats after the game. I wanna play Alabama in the title game and then see pictures of Stephen Morris with AJ "I'm Secretly ***, But Everyone Knows" McCarron's super hot girlfriend in South Beach the week after the game. I want us to ******* destroy the concept that the SEC is the undisputed ruler of college football. We're so god **** close, and I hope you ****ers can sense it, too.
I can't wait for the day when Herman Lane begs Al for a spot in February and for Al to tell him, "LMAO bro SMD you had your chance. Have fun catching everything but passes from Jeff Driskel in Gainesville lol ******." Dalvin will do the same thing, but of course we'll welcome him with open arms.
The time is nigh, boys. It's a-comin' fast. Only about 5 or 6 more games before even the most skeptical of you ******** start to recognize the train that this team will become and begin to hop on. Can everyone else feel it?
