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  1. No_Fly_Zone

    NFL Tua is fat

    Early reports were missing critical details. Tua's actually cross-training Jiu-Jitsu and Sumo.
  2. No_Fly_Zone

    NFL Tua is fat

    Two Ton Tua?
  3. No_Fly_Zone

    NFL Tua is fat

    So long as that monster is a zombie operating with minimal brain function and insatiable hunger, we agree.
  4. No_Fly_Zone

    NFL Tua is fat

    I no longer identify as a fan of the Miami Dolfinas. Any relationship I maintain with them at this point is purely transactional. If they provide an entertaining product, I may consume it in exchange for my time and money. If their on-field product isn't entertaining, they can kick rocks and...
  5. No_Fly_Zone

    NFL Tua is fat

    All part of his plan after talking to several jiu-jitsu black belts and former Dolpfina great Daunte "Donut" Culpepper. He's added neck, belly, and *** fat to protect and insulate his fragile head and hip. His surgically repaired ankles may struggle with the weight, but that's still a ways off...
  6. No_Fly_Zone

    NFL Tua is fat

    He's looking like the Samoan mini-version of the Hefty Lefty, Jared Lorenzen.
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