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A more detailed look at Lance's studies:
Hidden Points Pt. 1- https://www.canesinsight.com/threads/hidden-points-punting.147717/#post-3996499
Hidden Points Pt. 2- https://www.canesinsight.com/threads/hidden-points-turnovers.147820/
Hidden Points Pt. 3- https://www.canesinsight.com/threads/hidden-points-first-down-percentage.148052/
Hidden Points Pt. 1- https://www.canesinsight.com/threads/hidden-points-punting.147717/#post-3996499
Hidden Points Pt. 2- https://www.canesinsight.com/threads/hidden-points-turnovers.147820/
Hidden Points Pt. 3- https://www.canesinsight.com/threads/hidden-points-first-down-percentage.148052/
Lance Roffers > Lance Bass
Shout-out to my guy Lance Roffies, he analytics are so on point they put you to sleep. Nothing!!!! Ill see my way out.
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That was good . . . more, please . . .
I see what you did here.
Great analysis. This has me with my fingers crossed even more so regarding Hedley and our ST overall. I know Enos will make us better on offense but that ST is such a wild card can't help but be a bit nervous about it.
I told my wife someone called me Lance Roofies as if I put them to sleep and she laughed way too hard.
She thinks I’m a huge dork, but I’m her dork.
She thinks I’m a huge dork, but I’m her dork.
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Roofies is a fountain of info, but he’s drier than my grandma’s pvssy.
P. S. I trademarked Lance Roofies last year. Pay me Pat Riley 3 Peat style.
P. S. I trademarked Lance Roofies last year. Pay me Pat Riley 3 Peat style.
They keep me entertained until the season start.
I'll just be real with ya, I'm not trying to be an entertainer on the pods and articles. I'm trying to bring data and info. When I listen to them I know I'm boring AF on them.
My close friends all think it's hilarious how much of a stick I have up my behind in these things because in real life I'm quite funny and sarcastic. My team members who report to me don't believe me either, so maybe the days of me being funny and entertaining are over and now I've taken my rightful place next to Statler and Waldorf.
It was already abundantly clear that you’re not trying to be an entertainer on the podcasts and articles, dear friend. I’d suggest adding a touch of this personality you reference. This stuff isn’t life and death. It’s meant to be fun.
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Thanks Lance. Really cool stuff
Whoaahhh!! I think Roffers is the man, but easy there big guy! We're talking about the Bassmaster.
Tbh analytics and analytical breakdowns are my personal aphrodisiac. I put on a warm bath, light some candles and get all worked up into a lather when there’s a lance/D Money podcast.
So I can honestly say you aren’t boring or not entertaining, you and D are my analytical Brad Pitt / Antonio Bandereas.
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@Lance Roffers when I say entertained, I meant that in the most positive way. You’re extremely informative and I look forward to your analysis in the summers we have no new on the canes other than what’s provided here. I like hearing the number and how you break everything down. I actually read ever bit of information provided. I’m so maybe entertained was the wrong choice of words. It peaks my interest!
No worries mate. I’m happy to hear you enjoy them. For the most part people are way too kind to me with this stuff.
All feedback is a gift, honestly.
